Perjury - Australia

Perjury:: Lying or making verifiably false statements on a material matter under oath or affirmation in a court of law, or in any of various sworn statements in writing.
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"I still don't believe you."

"Please, babe, I didn't do anything wrong! Believe me!" Brett pleaded, running after [Name] as she stormed out of the room. [Name] turned around, fighting the urge to sock him square on the jaw.

"It wasn't ugh...wrong, damn it, but MUST you be so "expressive" when you're drunk? I thought you'd promised me that you wouldn't be doing it again!"

"I didn't mean to, love! Honest!"

"But you still did..."

"..."

"You'd even written down that you wouldn't do it again! On paper, damn it!"

"I was drunk, babe!"

You dug out the piece of paper from the drawer, and slammed it onto the desk. "See here, Brett? This is where'd you'd written that you'd never, ever pull off that stunt ever again."

Brett glanced at the document warily.

I solemnly swear never to refer to [Name] as 'my eucalyptus tree'  and myself as 'a koala' and enact a small skit of a koala climbing a tree munching on eucalyptus leaves ever again in public

"......"

"KIKU EVEN HAS PHOTOGRAPHS OF IT NOW, BRETT!!!"