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Warning: Minor language


Lovino Vargas had the biggest repertoire of expletives ever.
Everyone had been witness to that some time or the other.
And it never ceased to amuse you.

Just irk that loveable bastard's temper, and you could be witness to it, too.

But there was definitely something appealing about a guy who could express his emotions in such a manner.

Or Lovino Vargas, in general.

Various other...erm, censored thoughts ran through your mind as well, as you sat in a ding-bat of a closet with Lovino almost radiating heat due to anger on the other side of the closet. Alfred had yelled "You guys only have seven minutes, remember!" quite a while ago, and truth be told, by now, you were really sure that nothing was going to happen between us.

Suddenly, a brain-wave struck you, and fishing for a piece of paper from your pocket, you dug it out and spit your gum into it. Throwing it aside and inching closer to Lovino, you used your hand as a method of guide. Feeling a slender, yet muscular arm, you were pretty sure you had found your prey Lovino.

He quickly pulled his hand away.  "W-What?" His tone was laced with a hint of wariness.
"What...what?" you asked, in a rather annoying tone and walking your fingers up his arm. As your fingers reached his shoulder, you lazily walked them up his neck, pushing your torso against his.

"W-Would you stop it?" His protest seemed weaker than usual.
"Stop what?" you placed a fleeting kiss on his jawline, which was clenched tightly.
"T-That!"
"Hmm?" You ran your fingers through his hair.
"Yeah. T-Tha-" His words were cut off as you ran your finger tentatively along his curl. Lovino folded his arms over his chest, short nails which he'd been chewing, tensed, just a second ago, digging into his arms now. You felt him shudder slightly against you.
"C-Chigi! D-Don't fucking do that!"
You chuckled as you leant in towards his ear and whispered, gently tugging on his curl. "You really do have a foul mouth, Lovi...but I wonder if your mind's anywhere near it..."

Oh, you got more than enough proof.


I like your dirty mind
Mine's on it all the time
This was so werid to write!! The song is SO full of innuendos, that just...yeah. Weird. Awkward. I don't understand how all you peeps out there write all that hardcore smut that I see on DA/Quizilla/ff.net - I mean, some stuff with warnings, oh gosh, I can't even get through the whole thing.
I don't even wanna know what's behind the R18 stuff.

...this doesn't need a warning, does it?

Anyway, well, this is in honour of ~07181997 making it to the front page with her Romano fic!!! :iconclapplz:
You know what I love about her fics? The sheer... dedication she puts into the lengths of her fics. Insipring :'D

Song: I Like That - Static Revenger & Richard Vission ft. Luciana
For this challenge -> [link]
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:iconmew-blueberry12:
Mew-Blueberry12 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Wow XD

First story I've seen where the reader makes a move XD
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sakunae Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why can I shamelessly say I'd do this? It's almost sad. But it's Lovi so no-one (least of all me) cares.
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No worries. I'd do the same.
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sakunae Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lovino is mine though... Seriously, I went (russian)mafia on the last person who tried to touch him.
S.: Ignore her, she's not mentally stable.
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
//dead laughing again
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TheExplosiveSushi Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
XD Lovino you tool. I loved this!
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, I'm glad you like it!
But we love him, nonetheless
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Mirouqu Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist
love iit~!!!!!!!!
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
THANK CHUUU :squee:
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:iconmirouqu:
Mirouqu Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist
no problem~~~!! :iconhappychinaplz:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:hug:
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kemonekko123 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!!!! SEXY!~ :iconsexyromanoplz:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:iconhurrplz:
Do I even want to know what you would've done? XDDDD
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kemonekko123 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
No Because I woudn't know how to explain it. BUT I can give you my excuse for doig such things:Hormones.Crazy, Crazy Hormones~ XD
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
LMAO.
Yes. Good explanation.
CRAZY-AS HORMONES.
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kemonekko123 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
OH YES!~ xD
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Nina-nya Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:iconclapplz: :iconyeahplz:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
LAKSFJLAKFJALKFJ
Thank you!!!
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Nina-nya Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Yess Romano :3 :icondramaticromanoplz:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Feel sorry for him...feel sorry for him...
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LockedKeys Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, Romano...
:iconhurrhurrplz:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
That. Yes.
Thanks!!
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GameLovingFox Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow so awesome x3 and yes she's so dedicated i absolutely love her! :iconblushplz:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
ADKALJ Thank you!!
YESS ZOE SO DESERVED IT!!!
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GameLovingFox Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Welcomes! >w<
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sasuino20 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Student Writer
This is so awesome :3 (And yes, i'm your fan! XDD)
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
ALJFAHLKGJSLDGKJSLK
FAN?
I LOVE YOUUUUU! :blush:
Thank you!!
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sasuino20 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Student Writer
I love you too! >w<

No prob :33
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Yarj Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ha-ah, Seven Minutes in Heaven! I love this things <3
Beautiful!
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Especially ones with hot Italians in them :meow: :XD:
Thanks so much :'D
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ubersquish39 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
i don't know if this requites a warning, but you might want to mention something like 'Warning: language' or something at the top of your artists comments...


but don't be too hard on yourself! i thought it was good :D
(you didn't overstep any lines and take it too far...) bravo! :iconepicclapplz:
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I think that'll be a good idea :D

LOL, thank you!!! I really didn't want to...erm, yes. But the song's hell suggestive :|
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den-lille-havfrue Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
...

DUDE.

I LOVE YOU.

*pulls curl* >8D
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I feel so sorry for Romano now
THANKS!!! :hug:
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den-lille-havfrue Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You should. I'm merciless with curl-pulling.

Sure! :glomp:
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:ohnoes:
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professaa19 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hehe, i liked it. ;)
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You're in a wardrobe with Lovino. What's not to like?
JK. THANKS SO MUCH!!!
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professaa19 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hehe. Agreed, and welcome.
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:iconhurrplz:
:hug:
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MaRrx3 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011
yup sound like something i would do to lovi~ jejeej :P kidding!
great fic!! <3
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
LOL
I feel sorry for him now :meow:
THANKS HEAPS!!
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Fairy-anime Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlv2plz:
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:iconiloveyouplz:
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harleybot Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011
Amazingness lol~
*Crosses amazing off the list*
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
THANK YOU!!!
:meow:
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harleybot Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011
No problemo~!
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Banditgirl Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconhurrplz:
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
THAT FACE.
POOR LOVINO. :XD:
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Banditgirl Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol ;D
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