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The lingering scent was still in the air – the night had been humid, the air almost tangible. You were still trying to catch your breath back, as you lay flat on your back, and you could hear Matthias do the same.
"This isn't working, is it?" Matthias asked, all of a sudden.
"Mmm...nope." You retorted.
After a pause, he responded. "So...who's gonna be the one."
"I think you should be the one."
"Just trying to put the blame on me, aren't you?" You could hear him grinning through his speech, as you saw him turn around on the bed, propping his head up with his hand.
"Nothing of that sort." You smiled to face him. "I'd like your loud mouth to do the honours."
"Everyone's gonna think that I'm the ass, you know."
"You are, anyway." You laughed, pulling the bed cover closer around you – what was with the sudden drop in temperature, anyway?
"Very funny," he retorted. "But ...hey! I have an idea! What if we have a break-up party?"
"A…what?"
"Yeah!" Matthias was really excited, now. "A break up party! To let everyone know we're breaking up!"
"You've got to be mad, Matt..." You mumbled, as you sat up, taking the bed cover with you, to cover yourself.
"Hey, we don't wanna make it sad, anyway, do we? We just wanna tell the world nicely that both of us can't get along together as a couple!"
"I guess you're right..." you mutter, as you fall back down on the bed.
Matthias kissed your cheek. "I'll miss you."
"Oh, sod off." You laughed. "Don't make me laugh so much, Matt. I'm tired enough, already."
"Wear you out, did I?" He laughed, as his hands ghosted over your sides.
"Oh, don't you dare-" But before you could finish your threat, laughter took over, and you fought valiantly to get Matthias to stop ticking you.

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   
"So, what am I supposed to be? Do I give you wishes for the break-up, or condolences?" Lukas whispered to you, at the party.
You giggled. "You're funny, Luke...but, no. None of that's needed."
Lukas merely shrugged.

You watched subtly, as some upstart, tart of a girl moved obnoxiously close to Matthias. You unconsciously clenched your glass tighter, as you saw him laugh at something she'd just said.

"You're not ready to  break up, are you?"
"W-What?" You turned around towards Lukas. "Of course we are! This should've happened months ago! We were just too lazy to actually get it done!"
"And why are you two breaking up, anyway?"
"I...I...well, we're just not meant for each other, you know?"
"No, I don't."
You sighed, as you turned towards Lukas. "We're...far too alike, us. If we ever were together, who would be the responsible one?"
"I find that idiots sort of manage to stay well with each other." If this was anyone else, you would've taken offence, but you knew that this was Lukas, your closest friend – he was the only person who could get away with being brutally honest around you.
Before you could think up of a witty response, Lukas had suddenly taken your hand, and whisked you to the middle of the living room, now acting as the dance floor.
"Let's dance." He simply said.
"But, Lukas!" You were taken by surprise. "That was rather-" You froze, as you felt his arm slide around your waist, and him move closer to you.
"Just...go along with this okay? Trust me." And before you could respond, you felt his lips lightly touch yours.

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   
Matthias had noticed how Lukas had taken [Name]'s hand, and pulled her out onto the dance floor. As he watched them carefully, he wished that the girl beside him would just shut up for a bit, and had the rather un-chivalrous urge to punch her in the face, in hopes that she would finally shut up.

He put down his drink, in fear that he would snap the glass out of frustration, as he watched Lukas get closer to [Name]. He seemed to whisper something into his ear, and she whispered something back and – OH, HELL, DID HE JUST KISS HER? HIS [Name]?

Completely ignoring the girl at his side, Matthias made his way towards the couple on the dance floor.

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   
"What do you think you're doing, kissing my girlfriend?" You turned around, to find a very furious Matthias looming over you and Lukas.
"Thought you broke up with her." Lukas replied, nonchalantly, as he stepped back.
"That's none of your fucking concern!"
"It is, actually. If she's single, then she's fair game, right?" Lukas' voice had no change in tone.
"Like hell she is!" Matthias exclaimed, losing the last bit of his cool, and before you could even intervene, he had grabbed your wrist, and stormed out with you.

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   
Once outside, Matthias turned towards you, and almost instantaneously started ranting.
"What the heck were you thinking, [Name], we hadn't even..."
"Shut up, Matt." You mumbled, as realisation hit you.
"...split for a day, and you were kissing Lukas? I mean, hell! My best friend? Why would..."
"Shush." You retorted, as you realised that Lukas only did this to get a reaction out of Matthias.
"...you do that? Okay, so we aren't dating, if that's what you want, but-"
"That's what I want?" Your voice rose. "Whose idea was the break-up party?"
"I just wanted to make it better than it might have been, damn it!" You could see the conflicting emotions on his face – one moment, he looked angry, the next he looked like he wanted to cry.
"Matthias, you talk too much." And before he could get in a word, you yanked him down by his collar, and kissed his square on the lips.

After you pulled back for that damn need of some air, Matthias spoke.
"Damn, [Name]...what was that all about? Thought we had broken up!" He still didn't move his arms from around you waist, however, and you didn't stop running your fingers through his hair.
"Mmm... I find that idiots sort of manage to stay well with each other." You repeated Lukas' words, before you leant in for another kiss.

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   
Extended ending:
"So, is this a break up party, or a break-up-and-make-up-then-make-out one?"
"LUKAS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
"Shush, shush, Matt, " You couldn't help but laugh. "We're the ones in the garden, anyway."
Matthias = Denmark
Lukas = Norway :D

Denny's such an idiot. A cute, adorable idiot, though.
As soon as ~xXPianoInMyRoomXx asked for a Denmark x Reader, I knew I had to think hard.
And inspiration struck as I was watching a Bollywood movie xDD
In it, the couple, before they split, have a break up party
And I was sitting there and thinking "That's so dumb and cool...oh, gosh...I can so imagine Denmark having one of - HEY! THAT'S WHAT I'LL WRITE ABOUT!"
:'D
Weird me, I know.
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:iconjk4eves:
jk4eves Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This is awesome.
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Russialover3 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Student
Amazing!!
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Bluefur101 Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
XD Extended ending is an epic win!
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sexyanimelover Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
This is so like him.






I seriously love this. Its really amazing. And better than alot of DenmarkXReader's I've read. No joke, your amazing!
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Fog-Alice Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
Best denmarkxreader ever
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foreverbeforenight Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
This was such a kickass idea for a plot. It was absolutely adorable and funny!

AND AKSDFHRNEMSF I KISSED LUKAS

Oh, and got back with Mathias. Yeah that's...that's nice too. //shot
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ahh, thank you so much!
I think more people are happier about that than being with Denmark //shot/
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foreverbeforenight Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Aww that's so sad... :c

I'M SORRY DENMARK YOU WERE THE BEST PART OF THIS WHOLE STORY

No problem~
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL xD
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:iconforeverbeforenight:
foreverbeforenight Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I don't want Denmark to feel inferior to emotionless Norge :P
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Anime-Luv3r Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012
Hilarious story! I loved reading it. ^^ :+fav:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you!
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Anime-Luv3r Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
You're quite welcome. ^^
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:iconcatchy95:
Catchy95 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012
You know, it's kinda funny for me to read this because i have a friend named Lukas...
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
GAHA AWKWARD xD
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:iconcatchy95:
Catchy95 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012
yes, yes it is... :|
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dismiss874 Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
"LUKAS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

GORGEOUS XD
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, thank you!
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dismiss874 Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
It was so funny XD
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks again! :'D
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dismiss874 Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
No problem!
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hetalialover345 Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahaha norway for u this is a make out party *smashes lips to his so he falls to the ground gets up see a smirk on his face countins to make out*XD

HELLZ YH NORWAY MY CLOSET NOW >
(closes door)(reopens)don't worry i'm not goning to do anything dirty i can control myself maybe(shuts door again)(hear's weird noises)(opens door again) i told u maybe i could control myself(slams door once again)countins being in the closet (opens door agian)
\, mentaly married to norway&scotland (real names lukas bondevik and allister kirkland)
vital reagons belong to prussia&denmark,body belongs to norway&icelad,heart belongs to norway&finland&america&canada&iceland
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PrimadonnaSouLa Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
GO LUKAS!
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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guineapiggy202 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol the ending :XD:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Glad you like it!
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:iconguineapiggy202:
guineapiggy202 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for making it~ ^^
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Pru-chan1701 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xD omfg i loved the ending!~
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Glad you liked it!
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misakimaebara Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
xD I loved this so much it was awesome
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank youuu!
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misakimaebara Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Welcome~!
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Ambymation Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
awwww
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
=w=
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Ambymation Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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anime327 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
i was laughin at the ending where norway said "So, is this a break up party, or a break-up-and-make-up-then-make-out one?" xDDDD
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Gahaha, glad you liked it!
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vampsandghosts Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012
So...in the begining...did the reader and Denny have smex?...or was he just tickling her?....Lolololololol! I'm so clueless XD I love this btw!~
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Pure smex ^^
*patpat*

Thankee!!
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MistyTathren Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Beautiful.
YAY FOR DENMARK!
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Aw, thanks~ :D
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elphieofkiamoko Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XDD This is ruddy brilliant, my dear. I love Lukas so hard. Anything to annoy Denmark, lol
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hdksldhska me too :'D
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Nine-Blackbirds Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
" "So, is this a break up party, or a break-up-and-make-up-then-make-out one?" "

I. I just died.
Oh my god I love your stories after I finish school, so much giggling xD.
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
JSKSGSJSKALGSHAJ <3
Thank you dear Gilbird~
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Emurelle Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
*turns sideways to Batukhan* Why do I have the feeling you're somehow involves in this indirectly?
"Well, Lukas clearly took my advice. *grin*"
... Figured that >.>


AAANYWAY. Lukas makes an awesome troll, amiright? XD
:iconsparklenorwayplz::iconsaysplz: U mad, Matthias?
:iconffffukingplz:

epic story. Just epic XD
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
SKFBDKKABSK THOSE ICONS ARE MORE EPIC!!
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Emurelle Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
totally =w=
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Little-Miss-Cherub Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012   Digital Artist
He is an awesome troll
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Emurelle Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
totally.
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