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Day Four - Hang mistletoe in the doorway. When he/she enters or leaves the room, plant a big wet one on his/her lips.


A satisfied grin was on your face, as you pushed the tack that would hold the mistletoe in as far as it could go. Placing the loop on the thumb tack, you stepped back to see whether it was in the centre of the frame, or not. It seemed to be.

Perfect
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Lovino Vargas woke up, rubbing his eyes, and yawning. He was tired, for reasons that were absolutely not worth it for, either. He'd had some horrible nightmares, involving a certain German and a Spaniard, and those kept him tossing and turning for most of the night. Turning around, his frown deepened, when he noticed his girlfriend was missing, but as the smell of a freshly-cooked breakfast wafted past, the frown disappeared, and Lovino got up, hurriedly, suddenly hungry.

He made his way, still slightly bleary-eyed towards the bathroom. First, he would have to shave, then brush his teeth, and-
"Hey, Lovi, wait up!" He turned around, to see you calling him from behind. You placed a quick kiss on his cheek, and beamed at him. As confused as he was, he smiled back nonetheless, and entered.

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~

When he exited, he almost tripped over your feet, and was about to make both of you come crashing down.
"W-What the heck, [Name]?" He muttered.
Wordlessly, you leant forward, and kissed him on the lips softly. Surprised, he froze. You leant back, giggling.
"Aww, Lovi-kins isn't feeling the Christmas cheer!" You cooed.
So lost was he, as to what you were talking about, that he even forgot to tell you to stop calling him by the nickname Spain had given him.
"W-What...cheer?"
You pointed to the doorframe above you, where the sprig of mistletoe was tied.
"W-What the...[Name], why would you put mistletoe there?"
You shrugged, and walked away, humming your favourite Christmas tune, and leaving Lovino more confused than ever.

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~  
When it is cold, people need to pee more. True fact.
'How annoying' Lovino thought, as he grudgingly headed for the bathroom. He had been warm wrapped in the blanket he had bought to the lounge, as he was watching TV. No amount of heat seemed warm enough for him, and knowing it was going to be so cold if he unwrapped his blanket, he tried to delay the inevitable trip. However, by now, he couldn't delay any longer, and was forced to get up.

As he turned the door handle, he felt a soft tap on his shoulders. Trying to ignore that nagging feeling inside, he turned around...
...only to be greeted by his girlfriend's warm lips.

Oh, gosh, how tempting it was just to stand there, and kiss her back. He could taste the faint taste of the gingerbread men he had seen [Name] eat earlier, and he was so tempted to lick the flavour off, but then, nature called as well.

You smirked into the kiss. It had been one of your best ideas to stick mistletoe over the doorframe of the one room that was regularly frequented, giving you the opportunity of stealing many more kisses this season.

"I really have to move this mistletoe somewhere else." Lovino thought.
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Did anyone notice on yesterday's one, how it said "Day Four" instead of Day Three?
:icontrollfaceplz:

Anyway, call me cruel, call me whatever, but this would be so much of fun to do.

Today's person is: My mum.
No joke. I have a lot to thank that lady for, but let me keep it short and simple - thank you for bringing me in to this wonderful world, thank you for tolerating all my madness, thank you for tolerating so much for me, ad thank you for teaching me all the things that make me who I am (yeah, I'm actually thanking you for giving me some of your prep school habits ._.). Yes, sometimes, I hate what you've done to me, but you weren't to know any better, and then I forgive you (not that I'm in any position to do so). I wish I could return all the favours.
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:iconilikecupcakez123:
ILikeCupcakez123 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
"When it is cold, people need to pee more. True fact."
I KNOW!!!! YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME ON CHRISTMAS DAY A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO!!!!
Me: I gotta pee.
My friend: Again?! You just went half an hour ago!
Me: I KNOW THAT, BUT I HAVE TO GO AGAIN!!! Gawd... at least I close the lid so the dog doesn't drink out of bowl. *glares at brother*
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stupidbread Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
Ha! Genius.
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florwering Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
wish it was real TT.TT
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Me too D:
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vampsandghosts Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011
Which day shall the AWESOME Prussia be on? :iconsobplz:
Lol, great story, as always :iconwinkyplz:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Friday, I should think!
ToT THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
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:iconvampsandghosts:
vampsandghosts Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011
YUS!~
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creand0r Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011
I feel incredibly powerful.. ^_^ THANKS FOR THE IDEA!!



//scheming for a way to steal a kiss from someone//
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
YES - YOU MUST!!!
:iconfuckyeahamericaplz:
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:iconcreand0r:
creand0r Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011
Lol xD will do ^^
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:iconjade-whisper:
jade-whisper Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:D What an ingenious plan! :mwahaha:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Feel free to use it ;p
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:iconjade-whisper:
jade-whisper Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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bugs1117 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Best. Advent. Calendar. EVARRRRR!!
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Aww thanks so much!!
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Nina-nya Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
So cute!~ :iconyayfaceplz:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
AWW I LOVE THAT FACE!!
Thanks so much *o*
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Nina-nya Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Your welcome :D
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Emurelle Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
When it is cold, people need to pee more. True fact.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I KNOW. IT'S SO GOSH DARN DAMN ANNOYING. XD
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
It's just...one of the worst things ever D:
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:iconemurelle:
Emurelle Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Certainly *nodnod*
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I hate peeing. Seriously :|
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mikuruchan20210 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I wanna be # 22 plz!!! PLEASE!!! mah personality makes people scared... idk why... They say Russia then sprint off....
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hmm? I'm confused...
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:iconfairy-anime:
Fairy-anime Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I will do this....one day, I will >BD
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yes. You must.
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HannajimaShields Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
Genius simply Genius I love it XD
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Grazieee~ :XD:
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elphieofkiamoko Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
xD Now THIS, I would do.
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, totes.
I've gotta try it sometime myself...
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Lespecialie Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
I love this SO MUCH!
(* V *) You are so awesome I swear~
Loviiii MARRY MEEE.
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You're too kind, seriously
:XD:
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:iconlespecialie:
Lespecialie Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011
Naw x)
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harleybot Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
Yay, im actually thinking for once :dummy: XDD
U mad Lovi~? XD
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Normally, I'd say that one should feel sorry for all the guys in this series
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07181997 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I didn't know you had to pee more when you're cold..
I NEED TO ALWAYS MAINTAIN MY 100+ DEGREES OR ELSE I'LL PEE MORE OFTEN.
True fact, I hate being below my 100+ degree body heat. .w.

I loved this story though!! He's so cuuute!! >w< Though you know my obsession for Lovi

ONCE AGAIN, YOU HAVE FULFILLED THE CUTENESS BAR!!!
I love you this story! >w<
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
It's true! It's cause when you're hot, you sweat, and when you're cold, your body can't get rid of stuff by sweating, soo....you have to pee more :P
I love the heat xD

Haha, Lovi-kins is way too adorable! OYESIKNOW xD

I'll love you forever ToT.
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Banditgirl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
TROLOLOL~ U just mad Lovi :iconujustmadplz:
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:iconwhat-the-crapola:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Trollin' Lovi would be TOO much of fun!
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Banditgirl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh the things I would do just to piss Lovi off~ :iconhurrplz:
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:iconkk52:
KK52 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist
LOLOL THAT'S BRILLIANT :trollface:
Oh Lovi, you so silly :XD:
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Molto grazie!
FFF- and cute.
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KK52 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist
YES exactly.
You're welcome! :D
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RandomEcoWarrior Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
hey more cuteness! I have been looking forward to another one of these all day. (truly I have) Yes I'm sad..... XD

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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Aww, well, then, I'm so glad that you liked it!!
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FantasyFanatic-M Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Oh goodness. xD

You know you're not going to actually move the mistletoe, Lovi~ /shot
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
No, no. No shot. It's true.
He won't move it.
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pistachio-macaroons Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Student Writer
This is too cute for me! -squees intensely and melts into a puddle of tomato cuteness-
Smart would-do-anything-to-get-kisses-from-Lovi reader is smart. :meow:
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what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Aww :squee: Glad you liked it!
Haha, she is, eh? :evillaugh:
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pinkspark199 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011
I noticed~ but I didn't say anything because, I was too lazy to say anything. (too lazy to fix the extra comma, lol)
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