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Day Four - Hang mistletoe in the doorway. When he/she enters or leaves the room, plant a big wet one on his/her lips.

A satisfied grin was on your face, as you pushed the tack that would hold the mistletoe in as far as it could go. Placing the loop on the thumb tack, you stepped back to see whether it was in the centre of the frame, or not. It seemed to be.

~*~  ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~  

Lovino Vargas woke up, rubbing his eyes, and yawning. He was tired, for reasons that were absolutely not worth it for, either. He'd had some horrible nightmares, involving a certain German and a Spaniard, and those kept him tossing and turning for most of the night. Turning around, his frown deepened, when he noticed his girlfriend was missing, but as the smell of a freshly-cooked breakfast wafted past, the frown disappeared, and Lovino got up, hurriedly, suddenly hungry.

He made his way, still slightly bleary-eyed towards the bathroom. First, he would have to shave, then brush his teeth, and-
"Hey, Lovi, wait up!" He turned around, to see you calling him from behind. You placed a quick kiss on his cheek, and beamed at him. As confused as he was, he smiled back nonetheless, and entered.

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~

When he exited, he almost tripped over your feet, and was about to make both of you come crashing down.
"W-What the heck, [Name]?" He muttered.
Wordlessly, you leant forward, and kissed him on the lips softly. Surprised, he froze. You leant back, giggling.
"Aww, Lovi-kins isn't feeling the Christmas cheer!" You cooed.
So lost was he, as to what you were talking about, that he even forgot to tell you to stop calling him by the nickname Spain had given him.
You pointed to the doorframe above you, where the sprig of mistletoe was tied.
"W-What the...[Name], why would you put mistletoe there?"
You shrugged, and walked away, humming your favourite Christmas tune, and leaving Lovino more confused than ever.

~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~  
When it is cold, people need to pee more. True fact.
'How annoying' Lovino thought, as he grudgingly headed for the bathroom. He had been warm wrapped in the blanket he had bought to the lounge, as he was watching TV. No amount of heat seemed warm enough for him, and knowing it was going to be so cold if he unwrapped his blanket, he tried to delay the inevitable trip. However, by now, he couldn't delay any longer, and was forced to get up.

As he turned the door handle, he felt a soft tap on his shoulders. Trying to ignore that nagging feeling inside, he turned around...
...only to be greeted by his girlfriend's warm lips.

Oh, gosh, how tempting it was just to stand there, and kiss her back. He could taste the faint taste of the gingerbread men he had seen [Name] eat earlier, and he was so tempted to lick the flavour off, but then, nature called as well.

You smirked into the kiss. It had been one of your best ideas to stick mistletoe over the doorframe of the one room that was regularly frequented, giving you the opportunity of stealing many more kisses this season.

"I really have to move this mistletoe somewhere else." Lovino thought.
Full list: [link]

Did anyone notice on yesterday's one, how it said "Day Four" instead of Day Three?

Anyway, call me cruel, call me whatever, but this would be so much of fun to do.

Today's person is: My mum.
No joke. I have a lot to thank that lady for, but let me keep it short and simple - thank you for bringing me in to this wonderful world, thank you for tolerating all my madness, thank you for tolerating so much for me, ad thank you for teaching me all the things that make me who I am (yeah, I'm actually thanking you for giving me some of your prep school habits ._.). Yes, sometimes, I hate what you've done to me, but you weren't to know any better, and then I forgive you (not that I'm in any position to do so). I wish I could return all the favours.
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ILikeCupcakez123 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
"When it is cold, people need to pee more. True fact."
Me: I gotta pee.
My friend: Again?! You just went half an hour ago!
Me: I KNOW THAT, BUT I HAVE TO GO AGAIN!!! Gawd... at least I close the lid so the dog doesn't drink out of bowl. *glares at brother*
stupidbread Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
Ha! Genius.
florwering Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
wish it was real TT.TT
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Me too D:
vampsandghosts Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011
Which day shall the AWESOME Prussia be on? :iconsobplz:
Lol, great story, as always :iconwinkyplz:
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Friday, I should think!
vampsandghosts Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011
creand0r Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011
I feel incredibly powerful.. ^_^ THANKS FOR THE IDEA!!

//scheming for a way to steal a kiss from someone//
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
creand0r Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011
Lol xD will do ^^
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