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A Reader-Insert

Day Three: Steal a life size nativity scene and display it in your room. When he/she asks, tell him/her "I had to let them stay here, there's no room at the inn."

Ludwig looked up, his face as impassive as ever, as you rushed in through the door, a large bundle of sorts under your winter jacket. He was used to your outbursts of energy, by now, but...

"[Name], is everything all right?" He asked tepidly, as he saw you peek out the window.
You let out a sigh of relief, as you turned around, and smiled at him. He couldn't help but return the gesture faintly.
"It'll be okay, now." You said, as you undid your coat, and took out the statue of the baby Jesus from underneath.
Ludwig cleared his throat. [Name]...what is that?"
"Why, it's Jesus, of course!"
"Yes, but...why do you have this?"
"Well..." you paused, wondering how you would explain the whole situation to him. "...there was no room at the inn!"
"No room at the..." Ludwig was more than confused.

You gently placed the baby down onto the sofa, and turned towards Ludwig.
"Well, you know how Jesus was born, right? Well, there's no place at the inn left, apparently, and I just couldn't let a new born child sit outside in this cold, can I? It's even about to snow, Ludwig!"
Ludwig's eyes widened, as he begun to realise what was happening. "And...where did you get this from" He asked, already scared for the answer.
"Oh, the baby? I don't know...he was just lying in someone's front lawn, as I was driving down."
"Did you just steal someone's nativity Jesus?" Ludwig couldn't help but raise his voice at the end.
"I didn't steal it!" You retorted. "Well, if I found a baby on my front lawn, I sure as hell would let them in! I should think that I'm doing the baby a favour!"

Ludwig sighed, as he shut his book, and took his glasses off. Pinching the bridge of his nose, to try and relieve the forthcoming headache, he tried to comprehend the whole situation of his girlfriend stealing a nativity Jesus as, according to her, "there was no room at the inn." There had to be a plausibly conspicuous way to return the statue, right? Before its legitimate owners charged [Name] with burglary, or even just made a ruckus around town...

"Wait, Ludwig, let me go get the baby's parents from the car, okay?" You cheerfully called, as you opened the door.
It would take a lot to relieve this headache.
Full list - [link]

WHYYYY? *hit by Graham's wrench, or Russia's pipe. Not too sure*

Oh, how I love to torment my favourite characters. Out of all the ones in here, this has to be the one that I'm most likely to do. In fact, I'm planning it right now. As you're reading this. This was supposed to be, like, the 24th one, but...
I don't like following rules.
So, duh, I had to put my favourite character with this one, because I totally ship myself and- OUCH *Graham's wrench, no doubt*

No, I just can imagine poor Ludwig's condition if this happened to him...well, no, I can't, actually. I can just imagine my reaction to the whole situation.

Ludwig would hate me so much. Too bad I love him

Today's person is - ~Banditgirl
Lexi's one of those people that has totally been there from the start for me. Like...from my first Hetalia-related deviation. She's been a huge support, and it's always fun talking to her! She's batshit crazy, but in an AWESOME way! And her signature cracks me up EVERY TIME.
So, thank you, for everything, Lexi
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Me: Hey, Ludwig~!
Ludwig: *sigh* What now?
Me: I found this pink bird that must have escaped from the zoo, and I was wondering if you wanted to help me return it to it's natural habitat!
Ludwig: Zhat's just another-
me: *holds up real flamingo* See? I call her Sally!!
Orion-Pax-117 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
OH MY GOSH. IM SO STUPID IN THIS!!!! poor ludwig.
Cats6 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012
This my friend has to be one of the best GermanyxReader I've read in a long time.
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Asdfgh thank you!
josie1130 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that line "did you steal someone's nativity Jesus?" Is killing me XD
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
josie1130 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
......OMG.....omg i'm dying imaging this entire thing actually happening......
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
MokkaChan Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Student General Artist
I could see myself actually doing this.....
what-the-crapola Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I was planning to, once I find one :XD:
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